just one little thing irking me! lol

[MadOzzie]

Irk no more !

TENJOOBERRYMUDS...
In order to continue getting-by in Australia we all need to learn the NEW English language! Practice by reading the following conversation until you are able to understand the term "TENJOOBERRYMUDS".
With a little patience, you'll be able to fit right in.
Now, here goes...

The following is a telephone exchange between maybe you as a hotel guest and room-service somewhere in Australia ........
Room Service : "Morrin. Roon sirbees."
Guest : "Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service."
Room Service: " Rye . Roon sirbees...morrin! Joowish to oddor sunteen???"
Guest: "Uh..... Yes, I'd like to order bacon and eggs.."
Room Service: "Ow July den?"
Guest: ".....What??"
Room Service: "Ow July den?!?... Pryed, boyud, poochd?"
Guest: "Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry.. Scrambled, please."
Room Service: "Ow July dee baykem? Crease?"
Guest: "Crisp will be fine."
Room Service: "Hokay. An Sahn toes?"
Guest: "What?"
Room Service: "An toes. July Sahn toes?"
Guest: "I... Don't think so."
RoomService: "No? Judo wan sahn toes???"
Guest: "I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what 'judo wan sahn toes' means."
RoomService: "Toes! Toes!...Why Joo don Juan toes? Ow bow Anglish moppin we bodder?"
Guest: "Oh, English muffin!!! I've got it! You were saying 'toast'... Fine...Yes, an English muffin will be fine."
RoomService: "We bodder?"
Guest: "No, just put the bodder on the side."
RoomService: "Wad?!?"
Guest: "I mean butter... Just put the butter on the side."
RoomService: "Copy?"
Guest: "Excuse me?"
RoomService: "Copy...tea..meel?"
Guest: "Yes. Coffee, please... And that's everything."
RoomService: "One Minnie. Scramah egg, crease baykem, Anglish moppin, we bodder on sigh and copy ..... Rye ??"
Guest: "Whatever you say.."
RoomService: "Tenjooberrymuds."
Guest: "You're welcome"

[Tintola]

Oh, We speeda sem lengige?

[MadOzzie]

Tintola

Tenjooberrymuds ! Veedo!

MadOzzie

[Danny]

I always remember one client who always rang up and asked "wenkinmipibblegome". Translate please Tint.

[Tintola]

When can my poodle? go home? Not sure what "Pibble" is.

Is Pibble or Pebble the name of the dog/cat?

[Danny]

When can my poodle? go home? Not sure what "Pibble" is.

Almost - "When can my pit bull go home" but it sounds better with no front teeth and accompanying banjo music

[Tintola]

Onyamaaaaate!

[Wishes]

"irking" is not a word. "ing" is not a suffix you can use for irk even though it is a common mistake that people use.

It was irking me that you were irked, that i had to go and fix it up

[finchbreeder]

Reading this thread should be compulsory for everyone. If you are not grinning at the end of it you are a misery.
LML

[venetta]

Nawwwwwwwwww thanks Wishes