I thought you were going to say "give the wife a roller and you go inside to a beer!"
Both sides at once is a good idea though.
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I thought you were going to say "give the wife a roller and you go inside to a beer!"
davlee wrote: ↑19 Mar 2018, 11:25Did the gloss water based give a better result than matt with viewing the birds?vettepilot_6 wrote: ↑19 Mar 2018, 04:53 I have used matt in the past..gloss water based acrylic is the go... glare none ....
Dave
If you honestly said this Arthur the you are an absolute legend! Got a giggle out of it, might store it for later use, at my funeral! She wont be there, she will be in custody!arthur wrote: ↑19 Mar 2018, 14:22 A younger me may have said something like that . .
But I am still recovering from the day that I tried to 'romance' her with this little love poem . .
Of course I love ya darlin
You're a bloody top-notch bird
And when I say you're gorgeous
I mean every single word
So ya bum is on the big side
I don't mind a bit of flab
It means that when I'm ready
There's somethin there to grab
So your belly isn't flat no more
I tell ya, I don't care
So long as when I cuddle ya
I can get my arms round there
No sheila who is your age
Has nice round perky breasts
They just gave in to gravity
But I know ya did ya best
I'm tellin' ya the truth now
I never tell ya lies
I think its very sexy
That you've got dimples on ya thighs
I swear on me nanna's grave now
The moment that we met
I thought you was as good as
I was ever gonna get
No matter what u look like
I'll always love ya dear
Now shut up while the footy's on
And fetch another beer.