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22 May 2018, 23:15

Q: What is black and white and black and white and black and white and...?
A: A penguin falling down the stairs!

Q: When does a teacher carry birdseed?
A: When there is a parrot-teacher conference!

Q: What is a polygon?
A: A dead parrot!

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28 May 2018, 11:25

Two men met on a golf course . .

One said to the other, "And, what do you do for a living?"

The second replied, "I'm a fauna officer with the Queensland government . . but please don't tell my mother . . She thinks that I'm a piano player at a brothel . .

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29 May 2018, 11:11

Strangest excuse for not turning up for work.

An employee said she was bitten by a duck.

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29 May 2018, 17:31

Those ducks are not to be trusted . .
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30 May 2018, 12:38

The Four Pests Campaign, also known as the Great Sparrow Campaign (Chinese: 打麻雀运动; pinyin: Dǎ Máquè Yùndòng) and the Kill a Sparrow Campaign (Chinese: 消灭麻雀运动; pinyin: Xiāomiè Máquè Yùndòng), was one of the first actions taken in the Great Leap Forward in China from 1958 to 1962. The four pests to be eliminated were rats, flies, mosquitoes, and sparrows. The extermination of sparrows resulted in severe ecological imbalance, prompting Mao to end the campaign against sparrows and redirect the focus to bed bugs.

Not really a joke, more the irony of human action without thought.
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14 Sep 2018, 11:04

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Just posted this to see what happens :eh:
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15 Sep 2018, 07:40

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15 Sep 2018, 13:15

Love them two Arthur.
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16 Sep 2018, 09:15

And currently topical . .
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17 Sep 2018, 17:57

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The only things that are scarier than a magpie attack . . .

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The Victorian Education system :silent:

And . . .

Two . . .

That the Collingwood Magpies are a rough chance of taking out the 'flag' :roll:
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