"He's a nice boy for a "Northener". He showed us some great stuff to, including a festering rotten dead crocodile"
Yeah, Firetail, ( real name , please )
I especially loved when we were walking passed a pond at the golf course & he nonchalantly pointed to a bloated, floating wallaby and said " there's some croc's lunch tomorrow"!
I just thought " NO one back home will believe this"