A little gem from Mt Surprise

[gomer]

A MAN STOOD AT THE PEARLY GATES,HIS HEAD BENT VERY LOW.
HE SADLY ASKED ST PETER,"WHICH WAY SHOULD I GO?"
"WHAT HAST THOU DONE?" ST PETER ASKED,"TO SEEK ADMISSION HERE".
"OH,I WAS A BREEDER OF GOULDIAN FINCHES,FOR MANY AND MANY A YEAR."
"BREEDER OF GOULDIAN FINCHES" ST PETER CRIED,
THEN GENTLY PRESSED THE BELL,
"STEP INSIDE AND CHOSE YOUR PLACE,MY FRIEND.
YOU'VE CERTAINLY HAD YOUR SHARE OF HELL!!.

Author unknown.Found on the notice board of a caf'e at Mt Surprise Queensland.
Underneath was another notice asking to be informed if and where any wild Gouldians were spotted.

[jusdeb]

I like it.

[Buzzard-1]

What a ripper Sounds like poitta

[Jayburd]