Easter Greetings ..warning content may offend ..

[jusdeb]

So you still came in for a sticky despite my warning

Anyhoo folks a very happy easter to you and your families ...please please please drive safely over the long weekend .

[Tintola]

A similar thing happened to me years ago. I was driving around over the Easter weekend and several school kids were at a bus stop looking at a dead white rabbit, in the gutter, that had been hit by a car. I was sooooooo tempted to go and buy a few chocky eggs to throw around it, but was running late for work and by the time that I got back someone had removed it, dam!!!!!!!

[Jayburd]

[Alex]

my dog did that to a tortoise once...

[jusdeb]

My 2 inside furkids did this to other halfs pillow a few days ago .....so not impressed .

[spanna]

the best kind of rabbit in my opinion! happy easter to all though

[gomer]

Big rabbit that one,or was. Would have looked good on top of his head too. Happy Easter to all aswell.

[arthur]

A man is driving along a highway and sees a rabbit jump out across the middle of the road.
He swerves to avoid hitting it, but unfortunately the rabbit jumps right in front of the car.

The driver, a sensitive man as well as an animal lover, pulls over and gets out to see
what has become of the rabbit. Much to his dismay, the rabbit is the Easter Bunny, and he is DEAD.

The driver feels so awful that he begins to cry. A beautiful blonde woman driving down the road sees a man crying on the side of the road and pulls over.

She steps out of the car and asks the man what's wrong.

"I feel terrible," ! he explains, "I accidentally hit the Easter Bunny with my car and KILLED HIM."

The blonde says,"Don't worry."

She runs to her car and pulls out a spray can. She walks over to the limp, dead Easter Bunny, bends down, and sprays the contents on him.

The Easter Bunny jumps up, waves a paw at them and hops off down the road.

Ten feet away he stops, turns around and waves again, he hops down the road another 10 feet, turns and waves, hops another ten feet, turns and waves, and repeats this again and again and again and again, until he hops out of sight..

The man is astonished. He runs over to the woman and demands, "What is in that can? What did you spray on the Easter Bunny ?"

The woman turns the can around so that the man can read the label.

It says......"Hair Spray Restores life to dead hair,and adds a permanent wave."

[gomer]

[Jayburd]